Saturday 12 December 2009

Cookies and kitchen chaos....I'm back!

I don't care that this new (actually, refurbished) oven is the cheapest possible oven the landlord could have installed...it's just so wonderful being able to bake again!! Today the house has been filled with the smells of cookies baking, bread rising and chicken roasting - many of my favourite things!

You can see the results of the chaos for yourself, below. I do try very hard to be a tidy cook, and usually I am but then there are those occasions when it seems necessary, somehow, to use every possible dish and utensil in the kitchen. Today was one of those days. Ah well - at least making the mess was fun!



The bread was just normal white bread (which actually turned out remarkably well - great texture and just the right amount of seasoning) and I only made it because we were out of any form of bread in the house and couldn't be bothered going to the shops. But I've been pondering on getting into the Christmas spirit of late and decided that there could be no better way of channeling the joys of Christmas than by a spot of cookie baking and icing!

Just a standard dry biscuit recipe for this one - butter, caster sugar, egg yolk, vanilla, flour, and I added a little spice (all spice and nutmeg) just to give a hint of wintery-festivity to them. I rolled the dough out to about 5mm thick then used my newly-purchased cutters to make Christmas trees, shooting stars, snow-people (mine are rather gender neutral snow people as you can see by their ambivalent dress and accessorising, below), candy canes and stars. Slowly baked in a gentle oven and then iced when cool. Such fun!




Admittedly these wee candy-canes aren't the most professionally iced...none of the cookies are really. I don't have a proper piping bag set or a proper icer-contraption (sort of like a syringe-type device? Mum always had one...) so I was using plastic bags with wee holes cut in. Bit more of a challenge using them, let me tell you!






Said gender-non-specific snow-people. Don't you just love their jaunty hats and scarves?!


I think I'll take some cookies up to Glasgow with us when we go for Christmas but before that I'll go to a cake decorating shop (oddly, Darlington has at least 3 of these speciality icing/cake shops. A weirdly large number in a town which doesn't boast a proper beauty salon, fishmonger or cinema of consequence, don't you think? I have to admit this intrigues me more than a little...) Have you ever noticed how you can never get properly red icing when using shop-bought red food colouring? It infuriates me; especially so in the case of Christmas-icing efforts (honestly, who ever heard of pink decorations on Christmas trees?! So, I'll get some of that proper decorator's icing colour paste stuff and see if that makes a redder red.

But I'm quite pleased with this lot of trial-run Christmas cookies. I sang Christmas tunes while frosting and got myself liberally smeared in various sticky, sugary substances in the process. I've eaten little other than icing and raw cookie dough today which is potentially not the most well-balanced of diets, but I must say I do feel decidedly less-Grinch-like than I have been.

So - oven installed and working, cookies baked and iced, Christmas spirit activated...all in all a very successful Saturday!

Now, it's 11pm...time to clean up the kitchen chaos!

Friday 11 December 2009

The oven has landed...

The day has finally come! The new oven is here! At last, at last! Now, granted it's the cheapest possible option the landlord could have gone with (according to the electrician) but so far it hasn't turned itself off during cooking so that's a major step up!!

I'm currently doing some cookie tests to see what the temp/speed etc is like (I plan to bake a couple of trays of biscuits at different temps and on different settings just to see what tricks this oven has up its sleeve!) Once the oven and I have gotten to know one another...then let the baking begin...!

Thursday 10 December 2009

Of pies and pasties

Cooking is one of those things that brings about all sorts of satisfying feelings...you feel pride in your beautiful creation, the delicious hunger of knowing that something truly yummy is about to be eaten, and there's also a sort of primal domestic goddess/conquering of a domain mentality too, I think..."I might not ever have a truly clean house, but by god I can, and will, cook tasty treats!" Well, here's a secret - nothing will make you feel quite so much the commander in chief of your kitchen as making pastry from scratch will. Now, I know, sudden visions of barking French pastry chefs with flour flying have popped into your head in a terrifying vision, but it's really not intimidating at all. It is, admittedly, something that does require a bit of practice to perfect, but it's definitely manageable, and no harder than bread making or baking.

I should make a caveat here and say, I have never attempted true puff pastry, for a number of reasons: while I'm a butter-fiend and have no problem with fats in general, there is something slightly troubling at being able to see that full pound of butter being used in the making of puff pastry - truly my arteries feel as though they are hardening just at the thought! But really puff pastry just seems too much of a faff. Perhaps, though, since I'm proclaiming all the joys of pastry-making, I should really put my money where my mouth is and give it a shot. Hmm...food for thought...maybe we can add puff pastry to that list of things I want to make once the oven is fixed (which, I'm assured, will be Friday between 10-12. You'll forgive me if I don't hold my breath...)

So, I make two kinds of pastry regularly. One is called flaky pastry (otherwise known as a sort of rough puff pastry) and the second is closer to a savoury short pastry. The difference is the latter has a higher butter content which makes the dough richer and thus 'shorter'. They both follow pretty similar processes and neither takes more than about 5 minutes to make. Now, many recipe books say that you can make pastry in the food processor, and this is technically true. But, I have to tell you that I personally think this never turns out quite as well. The food processor blitzes the butter too finely and it's hard to control the amount of mixing in the processor, both of which tend to result in a tougher, less-flaky pastry. Feel free to try this for yourself, but my advice would be to go with the grating method I describe below. It's less of a chore than rubbing the butter in (which is a pleasantly mind-numbing task, but does take a rather long time) but gives a pretty similar result. But, as I said, to each his own - invoke the powers of the processor if you must!

Recipe #1: Margaret's Flaky Pastry
(from Alison Holst...this is the first pastry I ever made and it's the recipe my Mum has used for as long as I can remember. It's great for free-form pies like pasties etc, as well as tartlets. You could use this for sweet recipes too - fruit tarts etc)

3/4 c plain flour
healthy pinch of salt (maybe make this less healthy if you're doing sweet recipes)
1/4 tsp baking powder
60 g cold butter (actually I freeze it wrapped in tin foil for 1/2 an hour. Makes it easier to grate and prevents it getting too soft before baking)
1/4 c milk
1/2 tsp vinegar or 1 tsp lemon juice

Fork the flour and baking powder to sort of fluff it up and mix together (you could sieve it, but why make more dishes?!). Grate the butter into the flour (or rub it in). Sour the milk with vinegar/lemon. Add most of it to the flour and mix. Use just enough liquid to make a dough that holds together easily. You don't want it too wet as this toughens it and also makes it a nightmare to roll out! This is the one aspect of pastry making which I think just takes a bit of practice to learn - you just have to try a few times to get a sense for what is 'right'. All flour absorbs liquid slightly differently, so you sometimes need more/less.

Squish into a ball, wrap in cling-film and chill in the fridge for 30 mins or so before rolling out and using. Bake typically in a 200degC oven until golden and your filling is hot.

Pastry Recipe #2: Proper Pie Pastry
(I think this is savoury short pastry. It comes from the Destitute Gourmet's recipe for meat pie and I think it is my favourite pastry. I love the flaky one above - as much because you can make it with so few ingredients - but this one is definitely richer). This makes enough for one very large family-sized pie, top and bottom. You can freeze pastry though, so I'd make it and freeze the rest for another time if you didn't use it. We tend to be rather greedy so do eat the whole lot!

2 1/4 c plain flour
170g butter (again, frozen for a while)
good pinch of salt
1/2 c cold water (important that it is cold - lukewarm or room temp starts to soften the butter)
egg for glazing (I'm a cheap-skate and because I buy free range eggs, I consider them a bit of a luxury item and don't like to waste a whole one on glazing pastry. You can use milk or cream and achieve a reasonably satisfactory result, although I admit it will always look glossier and more professional if you use egg wash)

Same process as above really. Fluff the flour with the salt, grate in the butter and mix/toss through the flour. Bring the mixture together with the water, being very careful not to overwork it. Press into a ball, wrap and refrigerate for half an hour or so. Roll out to cover your tin, fill, top, glaze and bake! Again, I'd bake it at about 200degC - maybe 190 if you have a fan oven.

A couple of points to note - never put a hot filling into pastry...this will make your pastry go soggy and it won't crisp up. If you're making a filling especially for a pie, then cook it ahead and let it cool down first.

Sometimes pastry shrinks when cooking. You can avoid this by freezing the pastry once you've lined the tin with it - just give it 15 mins or so in the freezer. Don't know how it stops the shrinking, but it does seem to.

And remember...leftovers ALWAYS taste and look better when ensconced in a crisp, buttery, pastry case!

Wednesday 9 December 2009

Is this the ugliest vegetable ever?



I saw this odd looking creature (and his buddies) at a Farmer's Market a week or so back and just had to buy it! It's a celeriac, in case you're unfamiliar, and it's not a vegetable I've ever eaten before - and certainly not one I've ever cooked. But I've been making a concerted effort to try new fruit and vege of late, so the celeriac came home with me. It sat on the bench for quite a while as I really wasn't sure how to approach it, but in the end I went with creamy celeriac soup. Dull, perhaps, but I did want to actually taste the thing. And the outcome? A bit of a revelation, actually! A smooth, creamy, thick soup which smelled strongly of celery but tasted more like a slightly sweet and starchy carrot (I think). Even the lad liked it and he's very much anti-celery! Ugly vege will be on our menu more often I think!

And so to prettier vegetables...



This beautiful bouquet of black and green came from a tiny organic farmer's market in North Wales. It was positively pouring down when we came across the market in a village which consisted of maybe 5 houses, but it was such a lovely community event! It seemed like everyone from all the surrounding villages and farms had come out for the day, regardless of the downpour. I got the biggest carrots I've ever seen (seriously, one would feed 5 people for a week - they grow 'em big in North Wales!) and this bunch of cavalo nero...continuing my voyage of vegetable discovery! So far I've just made myself a potato, crispy onion and garlic (crispy because I got distracted while cooking!) and cavolo nero frittata for lunch which I grilled with chunks of camembert on top after cooking for a while on the stove. Goats cheese would probably work too but I had a camembert, so that's what I used. It was a proper sit-down lunch - the first I've had all week - and I really rather enjoyed it. What next for my bunch of brassica??

Tuesday 8 December 2009

Pastry dreams

A list of things I'm dying to make...positively itching to make, in fact:

- Christmas cookies, complete with over-the-top festive icing
- this amazing hazelnut praline cake in Rachel Allen's Bake
- a chocolate truffle cake
- really good homemade bread including but not limited to - ciabatta, foccacia (normal and potato based), pita breads and basic white french-sticks
- flaky butter rolls (see BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/flakybutterbuns_81042.shtml)
- a propery savory pie with homemade light and flaky pastry that doesn't burn before rising and lightly browning


Sigh. Oh how I miss having an oven.


Also, note to self: crisps/chips for breakfast two days in a row (followed by little else throughout the day) will make you feel decidedly unwell by the end of the second day. Must make some proper muesli bars so I always have a 'proper' breakfast to eat when I'm running late. Oh, add muesli bars to the above list.

Monday 7 December 2009

Another lunch on the hoof

I'm not sure why, but I seem to eat an awful lot of meals in a rush these days...either on public transport or on the way to catching some form of transportation. I'm a big believer in really making time for food, and I'm also an incredibly slow eater (really - every single family meal I was always the last to finish. I have to warm my plates to serve because otherwise my food is stone cold by the time I do actually finish) so I don't really like this new development. Still, a girl has to eat.

Anyway, today I somehow managed to run out of morning and suddenly I had exactly 15 minutes in which to make lunch, eat it and apply my makeup before running to catch my train to London. Since my makeup application today needed to be considerable (my skin has decided to play evil games and needed a fair bit of schlap to cover it up today!) that meant the food needed to be almost instant and needed minimal chewing! I had lots of eggs so that was obviously going to form the main foundation of the meal. I also had stale bread, a couple of mushrooms and a single rasher of organic dry-cured bacon. Scrambled eggs on toast would be quick to make, but I figured the toast would slow me down during the eating stage - having to use a knife etc. An omelette would be easy and quick but I needed carb of some kind since I hadn't had breakfast. What I ended up doing was chopping the bread into chunks and frying them in olive oil, throwing in the sliced mushrooms, a bit of garlic and sliced bacon. After getting it all crispy, I threw in the beaten eggs. It ended up as a sort of cross between an omelette (I'd been vaguely inspired by my stand-by potato omelette which takes a lot longer to make), french toast and a fry-up breakfast. Odd is probably the best description of the outcome. It certainly wasn't a glamorous looking meal, but it was remarkably edible and definitely sort of interesting!

Classes end next week which means no more travel to London for a few weeks. And I've put the hard work on the property management company so that the oven gets fixed this week...all of which means that I'll get a chance to make some decent, sit-down, chewable food very soon!